What's the little British saying?

No, not "Queer As Folk"; the other one.

'Cause I need it to describe Nanny Huckabee's little "I don't want anyone to see this, so I'm gonna show it to you" moment.



Oh, yeah.

Too Cute By Half.

I can prove it's a bookshelf, not an actual cross.

Note that it does not make Nanny Huckabee hiss and cower and burst into flames.

Therefore, it cannot be a cross.

Douchebag of the Month nominee.

Mike Huckabee.

"If the federal government is truly serious about doing something with the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague," he wrote. "It is the first time in the history of civilization in which the carriers of a genuine plague have not been isolated from the general population, and in which this deadly disease for which there is no cure is being treated as a civil rights issue instead of the true health crisis it represents."

And just wait until you see how he now justifies having held those views.

"Fifteen years ago, the AIDS crisis was just that, a crisis," he said. "There was still a great deal of, I think, uncertainty about just how widespread AIDS was, how it could be transmitted.

Bullshit. As this 1987 PSA demonstrates, we knew before then that AIDS was transmitted through blood or sexual contact. Ryan while had been dead two years by then. There was no uncertainty by 1992 about how AIDS could be transmitted.

Let me add one...

. . . to the list of reasons why Mike Huckabee shouldn't even be elected dogcatcher.

In the very late 1980's, I came home to Sturkie, Arkansas, from college one weekend to find my parents very upset. They hadn't slept at all the night before.

Their cattle that they were pasturing on rented land had disappeared.

When they found who had taken them, it was a couple who had bought the land from the man my parents were renting from.

They had had an agreement with the man that they would be allowed to use the pasture until the first of the year. He had told the buyers this and they agreed.

But they had loaded up the cattle and taken them to their farm anyway and wouldn't let my parents have them back until a trial happened. My parents couldn't even go look at the cattle to make sure they weren't being mistreated or neglected without a police escort.

During the trial, the couple claimed that since both agreements were oral contracts, they were not binding. Not surprisingly, the judge ruled otherwise and my parents got their cattle back. When they were returned, however, they were all sick and my parents lost a lot of money on them in ADDITION to the court costs.

The husband was later convicted in a seperate case of two counts of cattle theft. The wife testified in his defense.

All this information is verifiable in the County Clerk's office of Fulton County, Arkansas, in the county seat of Salem.

Mike Huckabee knew all this. And appointed the wife to the state Elections Commissioners Board anyway.

And that is why I will never, EVER vote for Mike Huckabee. In fact, if he's the Republican nominee, I MAY have to vote Democrat instead of Libertarian because the stakes are so high. In appointing this woman, he exposed himself for the disgusting and reprehensible pro-theft subhuman piece of filth that he is. And if YOU vote for him, you better not let ME find out about it, because I may never talk to you again.

[H/T 2 Drudge for the list.]



Vote outside the box. Ron Paul '08.

Mike Huckabee: Please PLEASE send me a tax hike to sign!

Note that the idea of cutting spending never crosses his mind.

Fuzzy math.

Looks like Nanny Huckabee went to public school.

Do we want someone who thinks one out of 56 is "most" in charge of the federal budget?

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy numbers, Guvnah Preacherman!

[H/T 2 memeorandum.]

Nanny Huckabee: We don't need no stinkin' Congressional authorization!

"Governor Huckabee, same question. Do you need Congress to approve such an
action?

HUCKABEE: A president has to [do] whatever is necessary to protect the
American people. If we think Iran is building nuclear capacity that could be
used against us in any way, including selling some of the nuclear capacity to
some other terrorist group, then, yes, we have a right...

MATTHEWS: Without going to Congress?

HUCKABEE: And I would do it in a heartbeat."

Looks like Mitt Romney's not the only one Ron Paul needs to lecture to read the Constitution.

Nanny Huckabee apparently thinks he's Jack Bauer. And that 24 is real.

Amendment.

I'm amending a previous post.

If Ann Coulter is right when she claims

... when an Arkansas legislator introduced a bill that would prevent illegal aliens from voting and receiving state benefits, Huckabee denounced the bill, saying it would rile up "those who are racist and bigots."

He also made the insane point that companies like Toyota would not invest in Arkansas if the state didn't allow non-citizens to vote because it would "send the message that, essentially, 'If you don't look like us, talk like us and speak like us, we don't want you.'"

then my post from yesterday needs to be amended. At the end of the last commercial:

Another could feature an illegal alien sneaking across the border. He emerges from the Rio Grande, turns to the camera, and says "Ted Kennedy wants to make the American taxpayer pay for my health care with no proof of citizenship required. Muchas Gracias, Teddy!"

the illegal alien would then exclaim, "And muchas gracias to YOU, Mike Huckabee, for letting me vote in your elections!"

Allow me a Columbo moment.

Oh, and just one more thing -- after the Iowa straw poll, the media were collectively wee-weeing all over themselves, declaring Huckabee the "real" winner for getting 18.1% of the vote.

In the Illinois straw poll, Ron Paul got 18.9%.

Last I checked, 18.9% was more than 18.1%. I am assuming that is still the case.

Although with Outcomes-Based Education, you can never be certain.

So why aren't the media wee-weeing all over themselves about Ron Paul now?

Okay. I've had my fix of Ron Paul soapbox-shouting for the day.

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