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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Wasn't this a mediocre movie where Matthew Broderick kissed Marlon Brando?

Gore serves up endangered fish at daughter's nuptials.

At least in The Freshman the mobster only defrauded people into thinking they were eating endangered species; he was really serving them chicken.

Spin: "I did not have ingestual relations with that fish!"

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

That's gotta be a record.

The Left's leader in the calm, reasonable wing of Congress demonstrates that the length of time he is able to keep a promise does not last until the end of the promise itself.

[Referring to the Vice President.]

"I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with the administration's
chief attack dog," he said.


Nope, no name calling match there.

Tangentially, I'm no obo[e?]ist, but I have to think that a hairy reed would be kind of gross.

[H/T 2 Drudge.]

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Does BlogPAC not see the flaw in their position,

or do they just not care?

First, they denounce the plans to have Fox News host a debate, on the basis of Fox being a
partisan Republican propaganda outlet, not a news station


Then two of the alternatives they suggest . . .

It would be better to do this on MSNBC, CNN, C-Span, or just stream it on the Internet where progressive blogs can carry it


. . . are partisan Democrat propaganda outlets.

Oh, I get it. It's not that Fox is a partisan propoganda outlet that they object to. It's that Fox is a partisan Republican propoganda outlet. In their eyes, partisan propoganda outlets are fine and dandy, as long as they are partisan Democrat propoganda outlets.

And they somehow think progressive bloggers are prevented from covering something that happens on Fox.

And in that last alternative, to "just stream it on the Internet," they reveal their total lack of concern for the poor, who do not have Internet access. What's that, they suggest? They can access the Internet at the Library?

I remind them that at night, when such debates are almost ALWAYS held, libraries are closed.


[H/T 2 memeorandum.]

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Please be Iowa! PLEASE BE IOWA!!!

Meth freak, manwhore snuggler, and theocratic social conservative Ted Haggard has relocation plans:

Haggard earlier this week said he and his family plan to move to Iowa or Missouri, . . .


We don't need any more exacerbation of the meth problem here in the Show-Me State, Rev. Dubuque or Des Moines seem like really good places. Especially for people like you.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

I'll have to paraphrase . . .

. . . but recently one of the DJ's on Kkountry95 made a good point about the Grammys.

How many trees died to provide the paper for what seemed like a ten-minute confetti shower?

And what did eco-advocate Al Gore do? Congratulate the music industry for their support of eco-causes.

Of course, this is the same Inventor Of The Internet who scolds us about global warming while he and his entourage ride multiple SUV's to go a couple of blocks.

Apparently, consistency is not a strong point with the Environmental Left.

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